Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Things We Don't Say Out Loud

This morning in the bathroom at work, I saw a woman putting her makeup on.

It took all my effort, ALL of it, to stop myself from saying "Honey, no amount of mascara is going to change the fact that based on your extremely visible panty line, I can tell that you're buying your underwear too small."

I wish we could say these things sometimes.